Definitions by CrabApples444

spatch 

the female equivalent of a tool. Derives from the word spatula. A guy who is a jerk is called a tool or a toolbag. A girl who is acting the same way is a female tool, or a spatch.

"Did you just hear her talking about Deanne?"
"Yeah, dude, she's such a spatch!"

spatch by CrabApples444 December 14, 2011