A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.
Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.
by Sgt. Sticky May 29, 2022
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White illiterate dad-bod having bougie boy that compensates his lack of personality with flagrant spending.
Looks like spanish#9709 is at it again
by Jackstackfireback January 31, 2019
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A month when you speak only Spanish for its entirety
"No mom I'm not crazy I speak Spanish because it's Speak Spanish September"
by cockslapper444 November 25, 2021
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Sex involving excessive flatulence. The yummy distinguishes it from the food dish "Spanish omlette", with the origin of the phrase being derived from the smell associated with spoiled eggs.
"Well done Lukey! Fancy a Yummy Spanish Omlette later? Mmmm!"
by Byker Groves June 8, 2012
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ensconsed in zebra-striped velvet with fuzzy ball fringe 'round your hood. salsa music is always jammin'...
OMG - that outfit is sooooo spanish cab! Can I touch it?
by aradia_the_rose September 27, 2010
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When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!
Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Johnny is cool69 October 14, 2021
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When a big Spanish woman squirts her juices while dancing preferably to salsa music
What the fuck did I really see a Spanish Baptism
by Reallyareyousure July 23, 2022
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