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Spaghetti Kid 

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school, Most likely to wear the same hoodie to school every day, extremely greasy hair, and looks at guns on google images while having no social interaction what so ever.
Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
Spaghetti Kid by Slatericy November 23, 2018
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Spaghetti kid 

Kids in fortnite who steal their moms credit card and get spaghetti all over them when they play.
Guy 1 : I swear that guy is a spaghetti kid.

Guy 2: I bet he steals his moms credit card

Spaghetti Kid 

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
Spaghetti Kid by The Grass Master September 9, 2018

Spaghetti Kid 

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.
Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
Spaghetti Kid by Slatericy November 23, 2018
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