Spag Act 

Someone who tries to act like a spag, but fails miserably and comes across as a lonely idiot.

That John's a right spag act.

Spag Act by Emerlee October 12, 2003

spagactapuss 

a life sucking individual that sucks men up in it suction cup tentecals who also on dope.....

Spagactapuss,women with bad intentions on street drugs..

spagactapuss by shantle m jones January 17, 2021