by Draca2000 January 21, 2019
A magical place where things happen in quite the opposite from the good ol' USA, and where men in furry hats follow you but disappear when you look back.
In America, you can always find a party, but in Soviet Russia, the Party finds you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
In Soviet Russia, cold catches you!
by Gizwidget November 13, 2007
Xerxes planned his revenge Soviet style.
Xenophon's girlfriend bitched him out Soviet style.
Milton was just hammered by a Soviet style tackle!
Xenophon's girlfriend bitched him out Soviet style.
Milton was just hammered by a Soviet style tackle!
by Chromium September 11, 2005
1) n. A huge Russian Penis, capable of penetrating the tightest of pussies and squirting out nuclear sperm.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
2) v. A sex position that involves using a broken condom and cumming all over the partner while standing in a rocket pose.
1) "Tyler's mom was moaning hard last night, I saw her go into her room with a Russian man."
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."
2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
"He must of gave her his soviet missile"
"That would also explain why nuclear waste is dripping from the ceiling of my room."
2) "Damn, those porn stars sure know how to do the soviet missile."
"You're a fucking pervert, you know that?"
by Beauqiikoi November 21, 2013
its the soviet union but its an onion
The soviet union is now soviet-onion
by poopybutface59 February 5, 2021
the soviet onion was when a dude named stallin took over russia and made it communist. but i guess some stuff happened cause its russia again now.
glad i dont live in the soviet onion, theyd take all my speed and make me share it with people! hands off my speed commies!
by BillBollock October 18, 2020