soup can

The vagina, hootch, cunt, pussy, snatch...etc

Alternate additions:

Tomato Soup Can (on the rag)
Broccoli Soup Can (riding the fungii train)
Angel Hair Noodle Soup Can (hairy soup can)

Damn, that bitch has one nasty soup can!

by PReel May 8, 2009

Soup Can

A dick that is as fat as a soup can

Tommy’s soup can left me hurting in the morning

by Soup Can Sam September 27, 2018

soup can

A short fat dick, a chode

Matt is going to unleash the soup can

by Jeff December 9, 2002

Soup Can

A poop that is as wide as it is long, usually unflushable.
Men are mainly capable of producing such atrocities.

Hey man....do you have a butter knife? I just shit a soup can.

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

soup can

The dick that eats like a meal. Easy access and high in protein.

Mike opened up the soup can for all to enjoy, and no one left unfulfilled.

by Mr B. Beauty February 21, 2004

Soup can

A relationship that needs a label

Just because it doesn't have a label, doesn't mean it's not a soup can

by Chubb Chubb spade May 10, 2016

Soup Can

When the pain hits and you gotta shit and there is no holding back it it comes out like a upside down open soup can that has been popped by a church key.

Giants Fan: Damn dude you are sweating after the bathroom.
King Sod: Bro that Philly cheese was greasy and I had to take a soup can before I filled my britches up.

by Mr. SOD December 30, 2023