The Sori is a native African species found with the lush tropical rainforests. Sori are known for their distinct pointy shape and carnivorous appetite. One Sori can eat three whole Sylvs in one sitting (wow!). Approximately one hundred years ago the Sori were numerous in quantity with reproduction values reaching an all new height. It is said that they took over an entire barnyard with alternate Soris, going on to create the infamous event "The Great Sori Infestation."
However, 90% of all Sori were recently exterminated by the Canadian Wildlife Association. Their numbers continued to dwindle until only one Sori remained. This Sori remained in the barnyard, mourning over the loss of their entire species.
Many years later, fur appeared on a Sori for the first time. The Great Ancestors of the last Sori frowned upon this, but the fur continued to grow. It's appetite grew stronger until it developed a voracious thirst for the pleasures of flesh; of the human race that slaughtered it's kind. The Last Sori has turned into an accursed, treacherous beast. The species is currently labeled "ENDANGERED."
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However, 90% of all Sori were recently exterminated by the Canadian Wildlife Association. Their numbers continued to dwindle until only one Sori remained. This Sori remained in the barnyard, mourning over the loss of their entire species.
Many years later, fur appeared on a Sori for the first time. The Great Ancestors of the last Sori frowned upon this, but the fur continued to grow. It's appetite grew stronger until it developed a voracious thirst for the pleasures of flesh; of the human race that slaughtered it's kind. The Last Sori has turned into an accursed, treacherous beast. The species is currently labeled "ENDANGERED."
Find out more at nationalgeographickids.ca!
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"Sori beat up Sylv."
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by yusori October 1, 2018
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Sori is a fantasy creature but not, his built up anger inside him makes him somthing else. He has a katana and fast reflexes he also has ADHD and acts childish sometimes but he is just waiting for when the world turns too hell so he can make his move and do what he feels he was made for, he's all by himself, he thinks that every thing he loves dies in his path and beacuse of that is afraid, he has all these feelings and emotions going of all at once. He is sad
How do I know all this beacuse he is Me
How do I know all this beacuse he is Me
He is here, sori he always will help beacuse he is afraid people will have to be like him sad,scared,mad, and patiently waiting for nothing.
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(noun – plant nerd / ferncore slang)
Pronounced "Sorry"
1. Those little brown or golden polka-dots on the underside of a fern frond where the spores are made and stored. Basically: the fern’s version of baby factories, neatly arranged in aesthetic rows.
2. Proof that plants are low-key running complex reproductive operations while you’re just out here thinking it’s “a nice leaf.”
Pronounced "Sorry"
1. Those little brown or golden polka-dots on the underside of a fern frond where the spores are made and stored. Basically: the fern’s version of baby factories, neatly arranged in aesthetic rows.
2. Proof that plants are low-key running complex reproductive operations while you’re just out here thinking it’s “a nice leaf.”
Example 1:
“Once you notice the sori on ferns, you can’t unsee them. It’s like the plant is covered in tiny QR codes for future ferns.”
Example 2:
“Botany exam tomorrow and my brain is just sori, stomata, and regret.”
Side note:
Proper bio speak: sorus (singular), sori (plural) – but “sori” just sounds cooler for slang, so it wins.
“Once you notice the sori on ferns, you can’t unsee them. It’s like the plant is covered in tiny QR codes for future ferns.”
Example 2:
“Botany exam tomorrow and my brain is just sori, stomata, and regret.”
Side note:
Proper bio speak: sorus (singular), sori (plural) – but “sori” just sounds cooler for slang, so it wins.
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