The best possible surname one could ever have. These people are the most loyal, smart, and compassionate of all. If you have ever met a Soriano, you should consider yourself lucky.
A funny athletic guy who's a little in the short side, but can be described as an extremely over confidant guy. He's full of himself and a player but that's just part if his charm and why some people love him. He seems to hang out with Dane Saunders and Brian kurkowski He currently is a sophomore in Maine Endwell high school
"Should I set my friend up with chuck Soriano?" "Nah dude he will hurt her" "well duh"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.