Sonied 

The act of gaining access to an unauthorised system, or have it occur to you. Is best used when system defences are as useful as a cat flap in an elephant house.

1. "I sonied into my friend's Facebook and made stupid status updates."

2. "I got sonied badly when someone sonied into my bank account."

Sonied by DITE! November 14, 2011

Soniel 

A name meaning, "speaks softly, hits hard", the name Soniel is of wicked-cool origin. You will often find a Soniel sneaking up on you like a ninja, but smiling so sweetly, that when he pounces, you're happy to be decapitated. If you're on his good side, he will bring you candy and light, and possibly bottle rainbows. Clever, cunning, but cute.

Soniel just totally pwned that guy with his katana! He never saw it coming from a guy that nice.

Soniel by wavingthatamber February 6, 2010

sonned 

1. to be completely and utterly defeated or destroyed by another individual with extreme prejudice
2. to be owned, or served in utter humiliation or submission
3. to father

1,2. "Yo, this Jackie Chan mothafucka tried to fight me and I sonned the shit out of him."

3. "Tyrone, come look at the beautiful child you have sonned."

sonned by Jersey the bitch November 10, 2008

sonted 

stoned (as you might type it when you're stoned)

when jamie zawinski was writing scrmable.pl, mayeb he was as sonted as i am now. then agian, maybe ont.

sonted by Albin Pahernik March 24, 2004

sonned 

1) The action of being capable of calling someone else "son", in a derogatory sense.

Wow, you just got sonned.

sonned by Brad C December 30, 2005

Get sonned 

The act of aggressively turning someone into your son.

A father holds an authority position over his son and is able to dictate his son's life. In the same way, someone who "sons" another person, gains a position of authority over them and is higher than them in the social hierarchy.

*Wilbert engages in intense philosophical discourse with Alistair on the internet.*

*Wilbert puts forward an impenetrable argument and Alistair never responds*

Wilbert: GET SONNED YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!!!

Get sonned by Homeless Chicken September 19, 2020

sonned 

Similar to owned and pwned. To prevail heavily over an opponent in some form of competetive sense, such as a verbal argument or physical confrontation; mostly used in a one word sentence fragment.

mutha fucka your whole crew just got SONNED!!~!1!!

sonned by nxm December 16, 2003