Sonic Embroider 

A Sonic embroider is a thing that looks like a key for me, but "Timekeeper Cookie" has the Sonic Embroider on her hand. To open wormholes you need to spin the Sonic embroider to go through it, "Timekeeper Cookie" can bend the time-space continuum and blink two times forwards. Once you get it into your hand Something will happen

Guy 1: Woah! What is that on your hand?
Guy 2: it's a Sonic embroider.
Guy 1: How did you get it?
Guy 2: It's a long story...

Sonic Embroider by M4K3 June 17, 2022

Sonic Embroider 

The Sonic Embroider is a time weaver scissors uses to travel across time and control it.

Guy 1: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the future himself.
Guy 2: Uses the time weaver scissors to see the past of somebody.
Guy 3: Uses the Sonic Embroider to see his alternative future.

Hannah: Looks like they all like to use the Sonic embroider.
Thomas: Actually it's a time weaver scissors.
Peter: It can be both of them (Sonic embroider/time weaver scissors).

Sonic Embroider by M4K3 June 19, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016