Somn 

Short for "something"

"Wya i need to tell u somn"

Somn by carccia December 10, 2016

Somn 

Short for the word “something”

I’ll get on later or somn

Somn by ALOEA December 27, 2022

SOMN 

step on my neck

Friend: How hot is Aubrey Plaza?
Me: She can SOMN

SOMN by wolfang.ryuk April 19, 2023

SOMN 

pronounced as "S-O-M-N." An acronym for the phrase "Suck on my nuts"

That guy that just cut me off can SOMN

SOMN by Dr.SquiggleIV November 14, 2010

SOMN 

Suck on my nut

Bro u can SOMN(Suck on my nut)

SOMN by Young_Dagger_Dick_666 May 25, 2018

Somn 

Suck on my nuts

The man said somn to the woman.

Somn by Boobielicker69420penis June 28, 2022

Somn-Onanist 

One who masturbates while sleeping.

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover

Somn-Onanist by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008