pronounced as "S-O-M-N." An acronym for the phrase "Suck on my nuts"
That guy that just cut me off can SOMN
by Dr.SquiggleIV November 11, 2010
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Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008
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