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Somerville Tuxedo 

A pair of white Spot Bilt coaching shoes (stolen from the freight trains that move slowly through East Somerville), blue or green hospital scrub pant (stolen fom Somerville Hospital), a wife beater, and a gold chain, (stolen from the Assembly Square Mall).
Does anyone what to hop the fuckin frieghts with me tonight? I need some fuckin new Spot Bilts to wear with my Somerville tuxedo.
Somerville Tuxedo by RenoBiggs December 20, 2010
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Somerville Tuxedo 

A fully matched track suit seen as appropriate for any occasion, ranging from having a few pops at the bar to attending your niece’s first communion, by the colorful natives of Somerville, Massachusetts.
Knowing he planned to get sauced and play Keno before making a court appearance later in the day, Tommy decided to wear his finest Somerville Tuxedo as it was perfect for any occasion.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016