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somalia[soomaaliya] 

a country in east Africa and some times referred to as the horn of Africa .
a country with the largest coast in Africa.
a country which recently is associated with Piracy bcoz the foreigners found a way to steal their resources and blame them for defending them selves from the foreigners
a country which has not had a stable government since Siad Barre was over thrown in 1991.

the name of country are combinations of two words SOO and MAALIYA SOO means go and MAAL means to milk .
when combined it becomes soomaaliyasomalia or in english go milk goat,cow,camel
i would love to go somaliasoomaaliya
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Somalian Driver’s License 

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
1: A place that is extremely sketchy, frightening looking, and could possibly lead to one's death.

2: A severely negative result of your actions.
Example 1: "Hey man you wanna go to waffle house?"
"Dude that place is way too somalia... 11 people were shot last week."

Example 2: If my mom finds out about this we're gonna be somalia.
Somalia by uhmericah March 23, 2011
I couldn't even tell I was in her somalia.
Somalia by vanwassup May 21, 2014
Dude are you playing 2B2T?
Yeah I live in Somalia

Libertarians-in-Somalia 

The act of giving a party exactly what they ask for, with the intent to demonstrate flaws. Taken from the idea that if Libertarians, who claim to want almost no governmental control, were made to live in Somalia, an actual near-lawless state, they would change their views.
Letting my son stay up as long as he wants is like Libertarians in Somalia: everything he claims to want, and it's killing him.

My son wouldn't drop his insistence at a later bedtime, so I adopted a Libertarians-in-Somalia approach. He always goes to bed on time now.