Socially Gay

Socially gay is when a straight guy has the ability to notice if a female friend has changed her hair colour, or bought new shoes, but wont allow the gay guy across the room to shove his cock up your arse!

thanks to Jimmy Carr for definition!

Straight Guy: hey.. wow, i like your new shoes!
Girl: awww thanks!!

Gay Guy: hey man!
Straight Guy: i dont swing that way mate.

Girl: he is just so socially Gay
Girl 2: Yeah i know! and he is straight!

Socially Gay by A Socially Gay Guy July 23, 2008

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Socially gay

When a straight gay is a gay only in social settings.

Youre socially gay

Socially gay by St899999 September 16, 2021

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Socially Gay • socially gawkward • Socially Retarded • Socially Disabled • socially acceptable • socially awkward • socially-conscious • Socially Inept • Socially Amish • Socially Awkward Butterfly

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