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Crap cannabis hash, sells for about £5 ($8) an 1/8, if you paid more for it, you got jacked, made with pollem, plastic, rubber, dog and human shit, tyres, diesel and other lovely substances. Steer well clear.
'Want some fucking class soapbar mate? Its safe as fuck.'
'Fuck no, that shits worse than smoking Dunlop.'
A crap brown hard drug sold as cannabis in england. Might have had something to do with cannabis at some point in it's past if you're lucky. Smoked by people who don't really like to get stoned too much (genrally tobacco smokers). Full of barbituates, records, industrial binding agents and worse. Sometimes refered to as solid or smackbar. Mostly smoked by kevs, trendies and peoples mum's.
Eugh was that fucking soapbar? - oh my god its soooooo foul. How can you smoke that shit?
SoapBar by Matt October 20, 2004
Popular "hashish" found in the UK.

soap bars weighing 9oz / 250 grams, on average contain 1/3 oz / 10 grams of flower / resin and up to 200 grams of inert ground-up shade leaf. The remainder consist of c.40 grams of various noxious substances. Using mass spectrometry they found the most common of these are as follows:
Glue
Dyes
Carcinogenic solvents such as Toluene and Benzene (from petrol/turpentine/diesel)
Henna
Pine resin (to mask the smell of the above)
Plastic (often from repressing/remixing bars using petrol/diesel)
Tranquilizers / barbiturates (often veterinary in origin like ketamine)
Other ingredients found include;
Tar / bitumen
Wax / Boot polish
Condensed milk powder
Brick dust / sand
Digested organic matter / excrement
45 UKP is what this soap bar will cost you
SOAP BAR by conscience January 25, 2005

Future Soap Bar

A not-very-nice way to call your Jewish friend. It’s a reference to Holocaust, since Jewish people were made into soap during WWII.
Oh hey, future soap bar! How are you enjoying Poland?
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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