Soap Eyes

the devious eyes you make behind someone's back while you're hugging them, as can be seen in every episode of every shit soap opera ever

Soap Dude 1: I love you, dude
Soap Dude 2: I love you too, dude
*hug*
*Soap Eyes*
Viewer: OMFG that dude does NOT love that dude!!

by rawkinstu February 24, 2017