Snoot

A group of people who listen to NPR Can be referred to as a "Snoot".

As in: "A snoot of listeners were talking about a lecture they heard about a flock of birds."

by NPR Snoot January 9, 2012

Snoot

Okay, I won't be too graphic here, but this is what happens when you sneeze and, well, pass gas as a result at the same time.

"I cannot believe this, everytime I sneeze I snoot. It's like a reflex action. And that is why, I can't pull up a date. Girl has a perfume too strong to trigger my nostrils, and boom, it's a snoot!"

"Did you just.. uhm, sneeze.. fart, in the same time? Did you just sneeze and fart at the same time?"
"Yeah I guess, snoot? :| "
"Wow"

by Epictrishax April 8, 2012

Snoot

A yellowish substance that accumulates around the pillow, leaving a urine like stain. Sometimes the potency of the "snoot" is higher causing the yellow substance to form a brownish color. "Snoot" occurs when the human face presses its sweaty, dirty faces against the white pillow. All the trapped dirts in the skin, sweats and even saliva from your mouth stick to the pillow to form "snoot". "Snoot" is difficult to remove, looks unpleasant but is odorless.

Joel: Mom my pillow has lots of snoot on it

Mom: I'll try washing it out! But use a god damn pillow cover next time!

by benzoylmethylecgonine October 23, 2013

Snoot

an asshole and/or vagina which is so loose is hangs on the floor. aka "A gaping hole, of some sort"

"Wow look at that guy/girl(s) snoot! It's draggin on the floor!"

by darneeto May 17, 2009

snoot snoot

an animals or persons nose

Look at that bunny's snoot snoot!!
Hippos have big snoot snoots.

by whitecrayon21 March 9, 2014

snoots

Doggies' noses

I often tell my dog "I've got your snoots!" while I hold onto his nose with my hand.

by Fizzle Pip May 18, 2012

snootful

a sufficient amount of liquor to cause intoxication.

I saw my neighbor at the bar last night, he had a snootful.

by Sarah Mystery December 3, 2007