a Scavenger Smoker, person who creeps up in rotation. One who dosn't finance their own weed purchases, and attempts to smoke everyone else's shit for free
Whilst fucking your girlfreind, you are smoking weed and shitting at the same time. And as your about to skeet, you get it into ure hand and than smack her ass 3 times, right, left, right. This will result in maximum relaxation
Dude i pulled a snoop dog with betty at her house, i almost fell asleep it felt so good
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.