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A pathetic individual who magically appears in a girls bedroom late night (usually after being drunk dialed by the female). He proceeds to eat box like it was his last meal at Golden Corral. These men are too nice to ask for the favor to be reciprocated and, at best, are left with traces of premature ejaculation on their boxers.
Tripp: How was your night Andy?

Andy: Went muff diving and got received nothing in return.

Tripp: Fuckin' snatch fairy. That's the third time this week.
by GastoniaClamSlammer December 09, 2010
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Any women when she is being an complete pain in the ass!
Holy shit my girl friend is being such a snatch fairy about me going out tonight!

Why are you being such a snatch fairy, I'm only going golfing?

Could you possibly be a bigger snatch fairy?
by jlebeau450 March 03, 2010
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