snake friday

getting screwed over at work, typically on a friday, by means of extra/unneccessary work. and not getting paid overtime
hey man, weren't you supposed to leave a few hours ago?

yeah bro, but you know its another snake friday
by frankturner March 09, 2010
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prostate snake

Jimmy: Dude, I have a prostate snake, HALP.
Beth: Use more lube.
by Prostate Snake April 22, 2015
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Snake Butt

Somebody who is always pissed off leading you to believe there is a snake up their butt.
dude, snake butt won't let us hang out with his sister
by sean88 June 12, 2011
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Snake in a bottle

Example:
Eric: "Yaa you shouldda been there yesterday. Totally got my snake in a bottle"
James: "Nah dude that's impossible. You a big virgin."
by Edgar Tarsh November 09, 2019
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Jake the Snake

A fraud dean who betrayed the entirety of the student body of my school. He rather us die walking there than give us the day off in a month where we don't have any.
Student 1: Yo did Morris send out announcements?

Student 2: Yes Jake the Snake on that bs right now.
by StopJake2017 March 15, 2017
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Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 02, 2020
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blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors
bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014
by KazDK December 13, 2016
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