blood snake

Achievement: masturbating, until you bleed. an honor amongst fapstors

bio: Entrepreneur, activist, first obtained the blood snake 10-12-2014

by KazDK December 13, 2016

Kiss your snake

Some thing you say to a person that is fake and did someone wrong and you want them to move on and stop talking to them

Ok then, kiss your snake (Kys)

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

Kiss your snake

What you say to a person that is fake and you want them to move on

I’m tired of you, Kiss your snake then

by Jakir1789 February 22, 2020

Jungle Snake

Jungle Snake: (noun) A beautiful woman that you take home drunk from the bar but when you go to do the deed a massive snake hits you in the forehead

Man I brought this girl home last night, she was hotter than Shakira in a too piece, but when we went to do the deed it hit me in the face, it was at that point that I knew, this was not a woman, this was a Jungle Snake

by farmtruck532 November 24, 2022

Solid Snake

Noun:
1. The greatest character ever to exist. The man who makes the impossible possible. The main protagonist of the METAL GEAR franchise (the best franchise).

Verb:
2. To execute an action flawlessly beyond human ability.

3. To infiltrate like a boss, a Big Boss

1."Solid Snake makes my snake absolutlely solid."

2. "You're gonna have to pull a Solid Snake to finish this boss fight."

3. "I'm gonna have to Solid Snake my way into Harvard."

by WarHasChangedShadowMoses October 15, 2017

Burping the Snake

Another name for masterbating. Beating the Meat, Choking the Chicken, wacking off, etc.

She was out on another business trip so I was stuck at home, burping the snake.

by Giarraputo October 22, 2018

Snake In A Fishbowl

When air is blown into a condom and slid over the head of a penis.

PERSON A: "Woah is that a snake in a fishbowl"

PERSON B: "No. It's just my dick"

by 4:20 Braised steak it June 2, 2014