Snake's Wedding 

Can be used to define either;

a. Behind the TV where all the leads have become a tangled mess.

b. The drawer in everybody's house that is filled with tangled up old computer/phone charging wires and leads that no-one uses anymore.

"I need to unplug the Tivo but it's like a Snake's Wedding behind here!"

Snake's Wedding by oldestridelongestline March 10, 2015

Snake's Armpit 

something that is damn near impossible to find.

john: when it comes to dating, I guess I'm looking for a girl who is hot, really into sports and gaming, can support herself financially and isn't looking for a serious relationship.

Steve: dude!!! you're looking for the snake's armpit!

Snake's Armpit by Linorth April 30, 2015

snake's suspenders 

1. An archetypal "just plain weird" thing to which something else can be compared to demonstrate that it, too, is weird.

2. General term for anything odd, surreal, or having the elements of non sequitor.

1. "He's as sweet as a stolen kiss and as weird as suspenders on a snake." ~The ineffable Jubal Harshaw describing Mike Valentine, the naive but intriguing titular character of Stranger in a Strange Land.

2. Have you met the new lab technician? He does good work but boy, if you get to talking with him he's snake's suspenders.

snake's suspenders by Noh Panse October 30, 2007

Snake's Belly 

Part of the Australian phrase "Lower than a snake's belly", signifying that the stomach of a snake would be particularly low to the ground. This term is used to desribe an act committed by a person which was low, or a low person in general.

"So when her husband was away she slept with the husband's brother"

"Damn, that woman is the snake's belly, I tell you."

Snake's Belly by funkie_chick87 September 21, 2005

Snake's ass 

An ass so fucking huge that it claps like a whale hitting the water, alerting all the guards in the vicinity of your presence

"Have you motherfuckers seen Johnny? He's got Snake's ass."

Snake's ass by NOT FATASS March 7, 2019

snake's gotta swim 

I need to pee (used by a male)

"Excuse me. Snake's gotta swim."

snake's gotta swim by nikki January 13, 2007

Snake's nest

When three or more men put their penises in one pile.

The first one to get a hard-on in the snake's nest loses!

Snake's nest by Ferrnanddoo April 17, 2022