snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 27, 2017

mer snail

a snail with a bush just like Nancy's bush
a snail that says 'mer'

"mer!"
"thats such a mer snail!"
"omg look! its a mer snail!"

by mersnailer April 11, 2010

A storm full of Snow rain and hail

Snow=sn
Rain=a
Hail=il

David-"Damn you see that snail storm?"
Ryan-"ye bro, that's how my mom died 2 years ago"
David-"ye..."

by huncky shit April 29, 2021

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.

Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!

by Arsurinya June 30, 2023

I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light

Covering your penis with any possible gooey materials and then attempt someone else to give you oral sex while they try to remove the goo.

Hmm... Should I use pickle juice combined with jello?

Perhaps... She'll like the snail touch I'll give to her...

by Wrongsoap July 25, 2017