Smoop

Everything and anything, yet so much better. The alpha, the omega. Would be the best possible thing imaginable, but it is far too immense for mortal minds. You must embrace the Smoop, or die. Like God, only much better.

Josh: You smell.

Michael: Fight me.

Josh: Take this!

Michael: *Is protected by Smoop*

Josh: *Implodes*

by SmooppoomS April 26, 2009

Smooping

V. smoo-p-ing-Pooping and smoking at the same time. usually taking place on the toilet.

Get a match, I'm smooping my effin brains out right now.

by Maxee Gee November 11, 2009

smoop

Smoking and pooping at the same time.

I like to have a nice smoop after dinner.

by homestar85 September 16, 2011

smoop smoop

a smoop smoop is a person who is obsessed with hoovers, they enjoy the sound, texture, and general use of the hoover.

“oh my lord, she’s a smoop smoop, she’s absolutely obsessed!”

by cpsister13 April 28, 2019

smoops

An acronym, loosely formed from the phrase "slow-moving people."

"It took me forever to get off the train; the platform was jammed with smoops who were in no hurry to get anywhere."

by Clarity70 July 24, 2006

smoop

a smelly poop

Britney Spears: hey justin, where were you?

Justin Timberlake: oh i just got back from dropping a smoop.

by KoRnMAGGOT December 31, 2009

Smoop

A small extremely cute female duck, who lives in the nook; of which only one exists.

She is the smoop.

by Mr. Snoop December 08, 2008