guy 1: hey man, eating some smeggies (smeggies; plural form of smegma. preferably dried up and eaten in little crisps) and thought of you.

guy 2: can i join?
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Connor, Andrew, and Brady’s band.
“damn have you heard of smegma, they’re my favorite
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Smegma is a combination of shed skin cells, skin oils, and moisture. It occurs in both male and female mammalian genitalia
For example: daiton garside has stinky smegma 24/7 (he needs a wash)
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person 1: hey what’s up
me: SMEGMA GANG FUCK OFF
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this is a yummy substance that tastes like cheese and grows on penisses. Its edible and quite good
that boy's got a lot of smegma nice
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Butter between the folds of the labia majora and/or minora.
This smegma looks like butter between my lips
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