Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab
Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab
by Dan quaid June 4, 2018
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smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.
Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'
by Break the Cycle March 11, 2007
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smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.
I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.
by Melissa Yardley September 4, 2003
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smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed
man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!
by ozzie69 June 10, 2005
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Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs
by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010
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a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person
Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.
by bumski May 27, 2006
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