Smashed crab

A person so ugly they resemble a smashed crab

Cian O’Connor? He is such a smashed crab

by Dan quaid May 11, 2018

smashed crab

Word used to describe an ugly female face.

Bloke 1: That girl is hot.

Bloke 2: I think you've had too many beers, she has a face like a 'smashed crab.'

by Break the Cycle March 10, 2007

smashed crab

The look of a weather beaten vagina.

"That girl has a smashed crab"

by Carl December 02, 2003

smashed crab

The way you look and feel after a big night.

I feel like a smashed crab, I shouldn't have had those last 8 drinks.

by Melissa Yardley September 04, 2003

smashed crab

n. 1. = bashed crab 2. a crab that has been smashed

man, rootin that smashed crab i needed two paper bags, in case hers fell off!

by ozzie69 June 03, 2005

Bucket of Smashed Crabs

Ugly

Looking at the people that live in Worthing if like looking into a Bucket of Smashed Crabs

by Cheese Daddy September 16, 2010

a box of smashed crabs

Box of smashed crabs.

1. a particularly messy object

2. An incredibly ugly person

Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of smashed crabs.

by bumski May 22, 2006