Smash the Granny
Smash the Granny by infernios May 24, 2005
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smash the granny
Cockney phrase seen in the film "Football Factory"; used to convey one's wish to make love to a pretty lady.
"My gosh Edward, look at how utterly desirable that lady is, I'd love to 'smash the granny' out of her"
"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?
Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact
Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"
"I say old chap, did you 'smash the granny' out of that lass from the croquet tournament?
Why yes, yes I did as a matter of fact
Oh jolly good you sly old dog you, let's drink some Earl Grey in celebration"
smash the granny by Petemeister January 12, 2009
Smash the granny out of her
It's when bang a dove so hard, she commits suicide around 40 or 50 years old, not wanting to grow into an ol' granny knowing she can never have it like that again! (Next time you're out with your mates, try this term out.. promise it's always a hit with the lads!)
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Origin: Northhampton, London UK Football Hooligan Slang.
Fellow 1: See that dove in the corner by the pool table?
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
Fellow 2: Yeah, she looks right proper. You outta smash the granny out of her tonight!!!
Smash the granny out of her by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020
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