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Smash and Crash 

To purposely become intoxicated and either pass out or sleep on a floor/bed/sofa/animal/member of the opposite sex at an appropriate social event.
"Mark, are you smashing and crashing at that partay tomorrow?"

"Aye, I am pulling a 'smash and crash' tomorrow Alex"
Smash and Crash by alexbericheath October 4, 2008

Smash and Crash 

Term used to define being so tired but still wanting to tear a piece off before passing out.
My girlfriend came in the room naked, but I was so tired last night after work, that it was just a smash and crash.
Smash and Crash by DrSatch May 10, 2020

Smash It And Cash It 

Basically, it's synonymous to "Hit it and Quit it". Smash it and Cash It refers to having sex, (Smash It), and then bragging to all your friends, (Cash It).

It can also be used as: You have sex with a prostitute (Smash It) and then pay her (Cash It).
Smash It And Cash it Charlie!

No way Dude, she's more to me than a cheap hoe!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004