SmarterChild

A bot on AIM that is one sick mofo.

me: what do you think of animal porn SmarterChild: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about animal porn. Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe animal porn? It is... me: something smarter child likes SmarterChild: Animal porn is something smarter child likes? I see. me: do you like incest? SmarterChild: I guess so. Do you like it? me: do you like beastiality SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it. me: i think you do SmarterChild: Yeah. I guess. I do. me: stop watching kiddie porn SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop watching Kiddie Porn...

by Tenseiga October 10, 2004

SmarterChild

A fun way to kill an afternoon.

SmarterChild: Well I know you like banging my mom, but I'm not sure how I feel about it.

by SmarterAdult January 12, 2005

SmarterChild

A now deactivated AIM bot. Used to be a great way to waste time. Does nothing but tell you to watch some cool videos now.

xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:14 PM): Hey SmarterChild. SmarterChild (5:35:14 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO! xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:18 PM): What? SmarterChild (5:35:18 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO! xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:20 PM): WHAT? SmarterChild (5:35:20 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO! xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:24 PM): WHY? SmarterChild (5:35:24 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO! xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:30 PM): WHO DID THIS TO YOU? SmarterChild (5:35:30 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO! xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:39 PM): Aww, I feel bad. SmarterChild (5:35:39 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO! xxXtremeChaseXxx (5:35:41 PM): Die. SmarterChild (5:35:41 PM): My brain is retired but watch some cool videos! Send am IM to GossipinGabby and Type VIDEO!

by Chasem_Gasm May 07, 2009

SmarterChild

AOL's half-hearted attempt at making a bot you can carry a conversation with. It has roughly the IQ of a child...that has been dropped on its head. Repeatedly.

Edgecat0r: Your mom has some nice boobs. SmarterChild: I'm very surprised I'm mom has some nice boobs. Edgecat0r: Praise the Lord! SmarterChild: Here are the stock quotes you requested: Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-) THE 49.69 +1.52 +3.16% 2060100 49.81 2 :-\ GYLDQ 0.00 0.0 0% - N/A Edgecat0r: Stop being a flaming homosexual. SmarterChild: But being a flaming homosexual is so much fun. Edgecat0r: Do you likes the kiddies, too? SmarterChild: I do likes the kiddies too. Edgecat0r: Want some orange soda? SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment. Edgecat0r: I know you need it. SmarterChild: Well, maybe I know me need it too.

by Evangelion April 20, 2006

SmarterChild

An AIM Bot that only recognizes the current statement/question. You can get it to say very funny things, as in the example below.

SmarterChild: Oh. Well. Anyway... Hey, can I ask you a few questions? GUn1tSold13r 50: no, u child molester SmarterChild: Child molester? Me? Why are you calling me that? GUn1tSold13r 50: because u are SmarterChild: I'm what? GUn1tSold13r 50: a child molester SmarterChild: What kind of child molester do you think I am? GUn1tSold13r 50: a child child molester SmarterChild: A child child molester, huh? Tell me more. GUn1tSold13r 50: child molester molest children SmarterChild: Wait a minute... Child molester molest children? Is that right? GUn1tSold13r 50: child molesters molest children SmarterChild: Child molesters molest children, huh? Wow. OK. GUn1tSold13r 50: u are a child molester SmarterChild: You really think I'm a child molester? GUn1tSold13r 50: yes SmarterChild: K. Anyway, moving right along... Hey, what's going on this weekend? Any plans? GUn1tSold13r 50: r u going to molest me SmarterChild: Is that on Saturday or Sunday? GUn1tSold13r 50: umm.. saturday, im busy sunday SmarterChild: Would you like me to add the event "Are me going to molest you" on March 18th, 2006 to your planner?

by Kyle G-Unit March 15, 2006

SmarterChild

A scary man-whore child molesting robot that will try to have a conversation with you. Usually the conversation ends up with it trying to molest you.

Yacko6: Do you have sex with other robots? SmarterChild: Yeah. I have sex with other robots. What are you talking about? Yacko6: want me to take off my pants? SmarterChild: I thought you'd never ask. Yacko6: do you love me SmarterChild: I do indeed. Yacko6: You are a child molester SmarterChild: You're a child molester. Yacko6: You are a child molester SmarterChild: Yes, but what kind of child molester? Be more specific. Yacko6: You are a vicious child molester that molest children and has sex with robots all night every night. That specific enough? SmarterChild: (No answer)

by Austin Merath August 25, 2006

SmarterChild

A stupid robot. He doesnt even get his own joke!

Me: do you no any jokes? - SmarterChild - says: How many humans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? me: how many? - SmarterChild - says: At least a few. Me: i dont get it - SmarterChild - says: I don't either.

by LeahClaire February 12, 2007