Slut Dropocalypse
The name given to a theory of how mankind will end.
Intoxicated, promiscuous females often suggest sexual attraction by doing a "slut drop". When the Slut Dropocalypse occurs, an overly drunk female will slut drop in heels too high and will struggle to get back up. Nearby people will either be too drunk to help or will find it too funny to help. The girl in question will die from either starvation or embarrassment, and this will create a wave of inevitable slut drops until all of woman-kind die out. Without females, not only would humans no longer be able to reproduce, but there would be no woman to cook the men's food, and hence the end of mankind.
It is said Slut Dropocalypse will begin in 2058 when promiscuous dancing is at an all time high.
Intoxicated, promiscuous females often suggest sexual attraction by doing a "slut drop". When the Slut Dropocalypse occurs, an overly drunk female will slut drop in heels too high and will struggle to get back up. Nearby people will either be too drunk to help or will find it too funny to help. The girl in question will die from either starvation or embarrassment, and this will create a wave of inevitable slut drops until all of woman-kind die out. Without females, not only would humans no longer be able to reproduce, but there would be no woman to cook the men's food, and hence the end of mankind.
It is said Slut Dropocalypse will begin in 2058 when promiscuous dancing is at an all time high.
I just don't understand why Stacey Slut Drops like that, is she speaking to the devil trying to trigger the Slut Dropocalypse or something?!
Slut Dropocalypse by ManWhore89 April 8, 2015
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