slothpit 

A constant drunkard who attempts to ignite the party, but in reality ruins it with slurring words, drooling mouth, and alcoholic beverages taped to his hand. Slothpit is usually used in the same sentence as dirt road traveling fudge packer.

Billy Joe is cute, but he’s such a slothpit!!

slothpit by Tamale1969 March 14, 2019

Slothitis 

Slothitis is a medical condition that impinges a persons ability to move or react at regular human speeds. External observations and symptoms for the diagnosis of Slothitis may include: laziness, lethargy, dormancy, idleness, laxness, drowsiness, dullness, apathy, dreaminess, slowness, listlessness, tardiness... and do-nothingness.

A person suffering from Slothitis may often be found laying on a couch for days without having the need to move, too tired to talk, with cans and empty pizza boxes strewn across the lounge room while watching Netflix. Engaging with a person suffering from Slothitis will be almost pointless as they are usually sluggish, disinterested, passive, sleepy or perhaps even perpetually stuck between a state of slumber and awakeness.

As COVID-19 swept through the country, it became clear that the idleness, sluggishness, dormancy and unresponsiveness to the crisis was not from perceived apathy, but due to an undiagnosed case of 'Slothitis'.

Slothitis by RohanL May 14, 2020

slothtitude 

laziness. capacity for laziness

I'm forfeiting this argument out of pure slothtitude.

slothtitude by ohay_ November 3, 2012

Sloshpit 

A very crude name for a woman's vagina, often used to describe a more unpleasant one

John: "did you take that girl home that you met last night"

Steve: "yeah mate, got her back to mine and took her pants off only to see she had a right fucking nasty sloshpit on her"

Sloshpit by Jampants99 November 28, 2016

Slothpig 

Most of Americans, Obese women in Moo-moos, Michelin tire arms, stomach, legs, neck and face, stomaching touching the ground, slow breathers, slow movers, 600lb women, fat morbidly obese people.

"Did you see that lady with the huge fupa, she lives like a slothpig."

"That huge ass lady looks like a slothpig."

Slothpig by GanjaGal February 7, 2012

slothiticion 

A Slothiticion is someone who tries to get political information out to people who don't generally seek it for themselves in efforts of making it relevant enough in their lives that they might feel compelled enough to actually vote on the matter.

My buddy is always letting me know what's going on in my town. He's a real Slothiticion.

slothiticion by Slothiticion November 10, 2014

Slothpot

An insignificant human who is incapable of making correct decisions and producing normal brain functions.

See that Slothpot of coarse it’s her again eating superglue.

Slothpot by .......-.-./:; March 14, 2020