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Sloppy Miguel 

You have to find a man named Miguel on the street to a spaghetti dinner. While he is in the bathroom you drop roofies in to his drink. When he passes out get him to your car. After kidnapping him you simply have to get him naked and grind on his soft dick while he is passed out. Meanwhile you shove the spaghetti down his throat with your fingers.
“Hey Spence, what did you do last night ?”
“I didn’t have anything better to do so I went downtown and got a sloppy Miguel.”
Sloppy Miguel by Sloppy Miguel February 15, 2019
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a sloppy miguel 

Taking a long sloppy drunken cab ride and having to the cabbie in sexual favors.
He pulled A Sloppy Miguel to get to his date last night.
a sloppy miguel by Sigarpill December 28, 2016