Sloppy Bagel Share definition Flag When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel. Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel? Sloppy Bagel by Almond oil September 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Sloppy Bagel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch