An especially creepy, distasteful person who deludes himself into thinking he is actually very cool and attractive. He is blind to his own skeeviness, in other words.
Did you see that skeevyguy with the BMW M3? Skeevie Wonder.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.