Sleepy Vagina 

A serious condition occurring in women who, while wearing extremely tight shorts, find themselves in a sitting position for an extended period of time, causing their vagina to nearly fall asleep.

On the way home, traffic was so bad that I developed an almost untreatable case of sleepy vagina.

Sleepy Vagina by henrytheviii August 30, 2011

Sleepy Vagina 

When a woman's vagina is saggy, puffy or abnormally red, swollen or has a baggy appearance. It is common in women who get pounded senseless often.

Gee, Fiona must have quite a sleepy vagina after tonight, she hasn't come home from Mark's place yet.

Sleepy Vagina by Pal Seh July 18, 2009