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sleepwoke 

A person (generally a white person) who thinks they're "woke" to the oppression of others (generally people of color), but who still blunders into conversations and shoots white privilege everywhere like a mayonnaise cannon.
- Man, that chick went on a rant to my 62-year-old black grandma about how many TED talks she's watched about racial discrimination, and then had the nerve to say she "felt attacked" when Grandma called her out.

- she sleepwoke af
sleepwoke by Mystakaphoros April 12, 2017
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sleepwoke 

an accidental phenomena where one ingeniously awakens oneself or another
yeah they thought I was insane but I've just been sleepwoke
sleepwoke by bluedreamredshift March 19, 2024

sleepwoke 

a way of describing ingeniously awakening oneself or another without intention
I thought he was a genius writer but we realized he was just sleepwoke
sleepwoke by bluedreamredshift March 19, 2024

sleepwoke 

a way of describing the act of waking oneself up or another without intention
We thought everything he wrote was genius but he's just sleepwoke
sleepwoke by bluedreamredshift March 19, 2024

Sober Sleepover 

The point in a relationship when you are officially dating someone even if you haven't had the 'are we dating' conversation. Several drunken sleepovers may have occured at this point but once a Tuesday rolls around, you watch a movie together, and have a alcohol free sleepover...you are dating.
Ben: How are things with Julie? You've been hanging out a ton. Are you all dating yet?
Rich: Good, but no way we've only hung out 3 or 4 times.
Ben: Have you had a sober sleepover?
Rich: Um...yeah.
Ben: Dude, you're totally dating.
Sober Sleepover by bhl1677 December 10, 2009

adult sleepover 

the best euphemism EVER for doing the deed...and then sleeping over.
Chuck and I had an adult sleepover last night.
adult sleepover by Gatho November 25, 2006

post sleepover feels

Whenever you feel depressed after coming home/having everyone leave your house after a sleepover. You start to overthink everything you did and wonder about all the other things you could’ve done. You feel strangely lonely, even if you talk to the people you just saw through text.
“Yeah, the sleepover was really fun. The next morning I had some post sleepover feels though.”