A guy that plays quake 3 arena. Really kewl guy. Rox on quake when he doesn't have dial-up connection. Never seen the guy but he's kewl as f*ck. "It" got cut off in NAM, but he's still kewl!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).