slather ass

A slow driver. Most often seen driving 5 under in the left lane of the interstate.

Hurry up and get around this slather ass, dude.

by Leroy Spunkin December 19, 2007

Slather My Beans

When you have liquid shit and wipe from the top of your crack to the bottom, thus wiping your shit onto the back of your scrotum.

Scott: I have to change real quick. I had too much taco bell earlier and it made me slather my beans

by HungrieBoi March 25, 2018

The ol' slather and batter

The act of slathering tomato sauce on your balls.

Jake: "I'm bored..."
James: "Well I do have a jar of tomato sauce. We could always do the ol' slather and batter challenge."

by DBXL November 6, 2020

open slather

A term coined on Twitter by @Archie21012 referring to the corruption of the Trump regime, in particular Price's and Pruitt's travel expenses and Trump's own cashing in at his own properties and billing the government for outrageous expenses.

This type of grifting, it's called "open slather."

by mrburlesk September 29, 2017

slathered

when you smear poop all over your tity whites and it drips down your leg

DUDE, I JUST SLATHERED!

by KOOL ANUS November 6, 2018

Slather

The name for a slutty male.

“Jack is such a slather.”

by Sexyjellybean May 1, 2020