Slap of the nut

used to enquire if anyone is interested in going for a kick of the football (AFL or soccer).

Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also

by SimCouta February 23, 2011

slap to the nuts

an unexpected downer in your day.

man that physiology test was a slap to the nuts

by Alec the flyhalf May 23, 2006

slap nuts

an imcompatent person. A real Hozer. See {hozer}. A person that needs an ass whoopin'. Can also be said as slappy.

Fuck you Slap Nuts

by Big Smoke Dogg November 24, 2003

slap nuts

A subordinate person, usu. inferior; a working class stiff; one who must work hard and hastily.

"Yo, slap nuts, take out the garbage when you're finished washing the dishes."

by Anonymous August 15, 2003

slapping nuts

The act of 2 homo sexual men having intercourse.causing there genitals to slap together.spawning the saying slapping nuts

Those guys we're humping so hard that they were slapping nuts

by Rob Poconos November 09, 2013

slap nut

a dumb ass person


only a dumb person would slap they nuts cause it hurt so bad

shut ur slap nut azz up

by byron powell July 25, 2005

Slap-nuts

Slap-nuts is a modern day derogatory slur that can be used against someone who is being an idiot or suffers from severe mental-retardation. Alternatively, you can also call someone this name if they are being obnoxious and you just want them to shut the fuck up. This is the perfect term for any of the above and more!

Example:
Noah: Logan can you please not wipe me the fuck out when I'm literally about to score, we're on the same team. Fucksakes.
Logan(Slap-nuts): Then stop getting in the way mate!! Seriously, it's not hard is it?!
Dale: Logan, really man, come on. Get your head in the game and stop licking windows!
Logan: *does the exact same thing and just wipes Noah out in front of an open-goal*
Noah: For fuck sake Slap-nuts!!!! What the fuck are you doing!!! I'm about to slap my nuts on your mums coochie after this game if you keep it up!!

by dalespelman2 September 05, 2021