The sound produced by the testis when a large, often muscle-bound black man is anally demolishing a stupid pot head teenager with his 12" monster. The black guy doesn't do it because he likes it, it is because the douche bag rich kid doesn't. It is a loud, audiable slap against the gooch area by the testis, often leaving a red silhouette of the black guy's balls.
The muscley black dude totally nigga slapped that dumbass pot head as punishment for looking at his Asian girlfriend.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'