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Slam Ma

This is a substitute term to more specifically describe a roller derby "Grandma". In the roller derby community, a "Slam-Ma" is a term used to describe a female skater whose daughter (who may also participate in roller derby) has a baby, thus making her a "slam-ma" as opposed to just a "Grandma".
"Hey Cora Nary, Oogie Boogie Brookie just had her baby, thus making Breakin' Zem Bones a new Slam Ma!" Slam-Mother
by Xombie Apackalipz September 27, 2012
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Slam Mad Bitches

To have aggresive sex with permiscuous women.
Let's go to the club already, I'm gonna slam mad bitches tonight.
by EmmetO October 23, 2007
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Slam Man

A video or movie that involves The Grinch from How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
"Yo dude, the new Slam Man just came out!!"

"No way!!"
by MISTER MlSTER October 4, 2023
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Matt Slam

When one person makes the improbable and unprecedented achievement of winning at least 3 different fantasy sports leagues consecutively. In the history of man, it has only been known to happen once. Truly an amazing achievement.
Matt is currently drowning in pussy after completing the Matt Slam, and he has all sorts of cash to spend after winning all those fantasy leagues.
by Brocklovesmen October 2, 2014
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Man Slam

To fuck a girl so hard that her head goes through a wall, then your buddy on the other side of the wall sticks his dick in her mouth.
"Hey girl, whats wrong with your head?"
"I got Man Slammed."
"You should have been wearing your Viking Helmet."
by Urban Dictionary June 30, 2008
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Male Slam Pig

One who has lost all sense of dignity and will hook up with literally anything that has long hair no matter it's weight, horrible looks, or overall trashiness.
After Mike Frank fell out of Haddon's closet we all knew he had become a Male Slam Pig.
by BearPride'05 July 26, 2007
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Bill Maher Head Slam

A hypothetical sex act purportedly invented by comedian/orator/cunt addict Bill Maher, in which prostaglandins (vaginal dilators) are administered to a woman, while a man wearing a nasal respirator (to allow use of mouth) shoves his head into the dilated vagina, and orally stimulates the Gräfenburg Spot (G-spot) until the woman orgasms. Comedienne/actress Sarah Silverman is allegedly the first woman to have received the first Bill Maher Head Slam, thus no prostaglandins would have been needed. No proof yet exists of it ever happening, and shouldn't be preformed without a licensed obstetrician or Bill Maher present.
conservative man: What would you like me to do honey.

liberal woman: I want a Bill Maher Head Slam. (Woman explains the sex act.)

conservative man: Aww sick! I'll just give you a rim job, I'm still a recovering homosexual. This transition is rough enough.

(Lame sex ensues. Nobody cums.)
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 14, 2010
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