by fullsend101 September 28, 2018
Term is used to describe the event of when you wake up with major morning wood the size of a Denny's plate full of breakfast awesomeness.
Eric: I woke up on my girlfriend's mom's couch to her whole family staring at my grand slam! Needless to say, they were quite impressed.
by RiddyTX June 14, 2015
n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.
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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.
Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.
Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.
by gnostic3 January 18, 2022
when in a single night a person shits themselves, pisses themselves and throws up all over themselves due to drinking to much alcohol.
by handcrafted October 15, 2018
When a man takes his enormous cock and swings it as hard as he can against the face of a helpless woman. Resulting in an unconscious, tooth missing, face bleeding, cum covered and demoralized woman. the term dated back to the early settlement days where pilgrims use to conduct this act on Native American woman in longhouses and wigwams. The first male to successfully conduct a "SQUID SLAM" was John smith. Walt Disney was trying to document this act in the movie Pocahontas but the scene was removed to to funding. It was later seen in a three second apperence in the movie SpaceJam and was performed my Micheal Jordan. He then retires a few years shortly after the release of the film.
Dude! Last night I asked my girl if she wanted to spice things up and she said of hell yeah you son of a bitch! .....so I squid slammed her as hard as I could! I then spent the next 9 hours in the ER. Good. The only good thing about it was when I was explaining the story to the nurse she was diggin the Squid Slam and asked if I could show her..... so I did while the old lady was still passed out.
by DE SOTO April 27, 2017
Intercourse where the girl is On top. Slamming the worm is when the penis comes out of the vagina and the girl lands on it. Damage is caused.
Carl: I was Fuckin ali yesterday and she got too excited and slam the worm.
Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.
Frank: man that sucks. Maybe you should have a bigger D.
by C-ram January 16, 2016