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Skypigs are the disgusting mouth breathers who board a public airline flight, wait about 20 minutes so everyone is starting to relax, and then open a carry out of a full size entree of shit that smells fucking terrible like tuna or a medley of unauthentic Mexican slop purchased from the Chili’s in the departing airport. They then cram the entire fucking entree down their cram hole while everyone has to sit in the food stench and listen to their horrendous eating noises.
Can you believe this shit, bro? There are two skypigs sitting right in front of us on this 6 hour flight.
Skypig by TummyStikz August 24, 2021
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Skyhighd 

To leave your homies at a crucial moment impulsively to screw them over.
Elite Outlaws got skyhighd 918 season throwing first to Dreamville
Skyhighd by Sophiehankerchief October 11, 2018

Dirty Skyping 

The act of stripping for someone via the webcam program skype.
I walked in the room and saw my roommate naked in front of her computer. She must've been dirty skyping.
Dirty Skyping by mkins January 27, 2010

Skinny Skyping 

Skyping with someone special while both parties are intentionally naked.
My boyfriend has been on the road so long that we have resorted to skinny skyping until he gets home. It's the next best thing to being there.
Skinny Skyping by SteelerPP February 18, 2011

skyhighatrist 

Qualified in the arts of drug using, dealing, and selling.
Man that fool is a skyhighatrist, he can get u anything
skyhighatrist by shobobo March 28, 2005

Skypegasam 

When you experience an orgasam during a video/audio chat session on Skype.
OMG! I had a Skypegasam last nite during my online date.
Skypegasam by Starkastic November 11, 2009

booty-skypin' 

When two people are trying to "holler" at one another but are separated by some form of distance, they can turn to skype (video conferencing) as a form of communication, i.e. the video version of a "booty-call".
"I can't go out tonight, I'm booty-skypin' annie."

"I can't see my baby mama cause I'm in the UK, gotta booty-skype her tonight"
booty-skypin' by lizHAHAHA November 17, 2009