The lesbian equivalent of a beard.
A male who is used by a female who is either lesbian, asexual, or bisexual -to go out with and perform couples activities to appear straight. Sometimes even used for marriage.
Carol: OMG Did you hear Maggie got married last summer?
Karen: No? I thought her parents didn’t approve of Kelly.
Carol: Oh, they don’t, she married their mutual friend Adam as a skirt .

Karen: Ohhhh, that makes sense, he’s gay anyways. So she’s a beard now?
by Mizumaki Simura - Cusa1412 December 29, 2017
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A man that supposedly "dates" a lesbian to try and convince others that she is actually heterosexual.

The word comes from skirt, a garment worn by females considered to be feminime. It is the lesbain version of a beard.
Ashley: "Oh my God... Laura is so staring at Rachel's boobs. She is such a lesbian."

Brittany: "No way, she's dating Mark."

Ashley: "He's just her skirt."
by Sera Seeklorn February 23, 2010
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Skirthead 1: "Hey Skirthead 2, wanna do some skirt?"

Skirthead 2: "Hell yeah Skirthead 1, rock that shit!"
by MÅDA AMORÉ March 28, 2007
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A traditionally feminine garment. It's a simple tube that can either be tight-fitting or loose and draped. The length is usually anywhere from mid-thigh to floor-length..

Tight skirts can be uncomfortable or difficult to move in, and long skirts can lead to embarrassing situations if it's windy day and especially if the fabric is too lightweight.

Still, they do provide more freedom from the confinements of trousers and provide modesty if a woman must relieve herself outdoors.

Women can also wear leggings underneath skirts for warmth and/or modesty.
Until the Rennaisance, European men often wore a form of skirt, although they probably didn't concider it a skirt.

Nowadays, there's the Polynesian sarong and the Gaelic kilt for men.
by Lorelili March 4, 2005
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Too many skirts in the club, where's the real women?
by Eyez April 10, 2003
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skirt skirt is used for eating someone’s ass
dude did you skirt skirt her last night ;) owo
by Jsjajsjs January 7, 2019
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A boy who gossips about everyone and everything around him, or talks way too much. This type of guy always has something to say about someone and often causes drama.
Friend 1: He's so annoying. All he does is sit around and talk shit about everyone!
Friend 2: Yeah! I don't even bother to talk to him because I know he's just looking for news and he can't keep his mouth shut!
Friend 1: What a skirt.
by C.eastern_connection September 12, 2009
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