skippy

A brand of peanut butter primarily used by sick perverts who wish to be orally pleased by their pets.

"Who likes the skippy who likes the Skippy peanut butter...good boy" said by Mark Hoppus of Blink-182

"God I love Skippy peanut butter, I eat it on anything... sandwhiches, rolls, my gay partners 9 inch penis emm baguettes"

by Chargy January 12, 2005

skippy

A female passenger that offers sexual favours for lifts, this is usually in a modified car, to a car cruise(a meeting of modified cars), aswell as sexual favours, she also makes a good mdonalds holder and cd changer.

give me a lift to the cruise and i'll pay you later.

whos that in the car??? thats the skippy for the evening

by Unicorn007 October 10, 2006

Skippy

He's Wicked Important!!!

Skippy is wicked important, that's all you need to know.

by another random camp guy October 20, 2009

skippy

To wear your head gear (i.e. a hat) off from center either in haste or by accident.

After putting on his hat before they went out, Anthony asked his wife Christina, "Hon, how do I look". "A little skippy, let me fix that." she replied, and places the brim of the hat dead center.

by RiverFox July 12, 2009

skippy

A well-known celebrity persona created to "house" the EVIL TWIN of a relatively decent person.

Always BLAMELESS no matter what else happens. NEVER, EVER "responsible" for traumas real or imagined.

So there !

" Who put peanut butter on the Pomeranian's palate that cause the owner to rush him to the Vet? "

"I don't want to call names, but SKIPPY was pointing and laughing."

by skippydammit November 19, 2003

skippy

Used to describe someone who wears cheap clothing.

Rich Boy: Hey everyone, look at my new pair of trainers. They're the most expensive Nike Airs ever made.
Poor Boy: Wow, you're lucky. I'm still wearing my old Dunlop trainers.
Rich Boy: Jesus mate.
Piss Taker#1: Yeah you peasant, you're so skippy. You skippy bastard.

by Lord Davos January 14, 2021

A Skippy

When a dog eats peanut butter out of your ass while you are fucking a MILF

Bulldogs have the best tounges for a Skippy

by BradleySnooper May 23, 2017