skielr 

Skielr is an amazing, shy, beautiful, and loving person. When she smiles it will make everyone smile around her. She can be annoying at sometimes, but she will always cheer up. She has nice hair and is really, really pretty.

Hey man, you know how much of a Skielr your girl is.

skielr by magwag October 3, 2017

Big Mountain Skier

Douchebag who thinks he is better than everyone else because he has skied at a large mountain.

Josh thinks he’s such a big mountain skier, all day he’s been saying how small this hill is compared to Colorado.

Big Mountain Skier by Waddy153 February 4, 2018

Utah Skier 

During the act of a three-some a female will jack off two males using their shafts as ski rods, continuing until ejaculation causing it to snow with white semen.

I recently viewed pornographic material featuring a Utah skier, it was a real blizzard!

Utah Skier by squevar September 16, 2013

Snobby skier 

Any skier that is at an advanced level at skiing and subtly excludes all other lower level skiers. This only occurres in a group setting where there are is more than one snobby skier present.

Me: Hey, wanna go on that run?

Jake (Snobby skier 1): *looks past me, ignores question and skis away to snobby skier two

Snobby skier by perrier1234 March 12, 2019

airtight skier 

When a girl has penises in her vagina, anus, mouth, and one in each hand.

Guy number 1: So what are you up to tonight?

Guy number 2: I'm going to watch this porn where this girl does an airtight skier.

airtight skier by not the airtight skier September 13, 2009

three hole skier 

When a woman is being penetrated orally, anally and vaginally at the same time whilst wanking two men off standing by her sides.

I was lucky enough to come home from school and witness my mum performing the three hole skier with my father and his 4 mates from the pub.

three hole skier by Chris Robertson August 12, 2006

Alpine Skier 

When a girl sits between two guys and simultaneously gives them a hand job.

During our flight back from Chicago Marie sat in the middle seat and gave Aaron and I an Alpine Skier.

Alpine Skier by Tacotyme November 6, 2009