To be "Tweeked" out on cocaine. The place you want to be when doing coke.
That last line set me off man; I'm skeeted!
by sinn0304 September 9, 2006
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To launch a flying stream of man juice through the air, preferably hitting a whore in her eye.
1. Grandpa took 5 pills of viagra, then skeeted in grandmas pancakes.

2. Joe was polishing his knob, then accidentally skeeted in Jens eye.

3. Little sam was cleaning his member, and discovered his first skeet at the age of 13.

4. Mom was cleaning the counter when she discovered a puddle of skeet.
by Smore Hunter April 4, 2005
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to ejaculate.
origin: a reference to shooting skeet; made popular when, after the deaths of millions of women, it was discovered that Chuck Norris ejaculates shotgun shells.
Dude, I'm gonna totally skeet in his mayonnaise.
by Legendary Business Machine November 22, 2007
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1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.
by Greg March 21, 2004
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it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles
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by the PZA March 22, 2005
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to be extremley intoxicated on cocaine.
Damn. Those 10 lines got me really skeeted
by cody December 2, 2004
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Sound of a squeaky bed during rapid intense humping...
Your mom and I had a talk last night, it sorta went something like "skeet skeet skeet!"
by sinsayshunz February 26, 2005
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