skeet ball

A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:

Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts

I got to play skeet ball with Jessica last night. I scored a 120. Plus I made her cry.

by VaJJ G September 17, 2007

skeet ball

When giving a guy a hand-job, aim his ejaculate toward his face. Much like the popular children's game, skee ball, if you make it in any of the holes you get points.

I was giving my man a hand-job this morning, and when he came I aimed it toward his face. Afterward, he asked me if I was trying to get it in his mouth, saying, "What are you trying to play? Skeet ball?"

by jnfr July 20, 2013

Skeet-ball

Labeling Dixie cups or solo cups with point values and placing them in a line and trying to ejaculate into them from a distance.

Hey bro I was shooting a round of Skeet-ball alone last night and hit the jackpot.

by soggy_pete September 9, 2020

Skeet Ball Head

Someone who is bald-headed and is so white that their head resembles a roll'd up ball of skeet. Or a person whose head has been skeeted on. Also a term used to call someone gay because men skeet on their heads. (Only used for men)

Skeet Ball Heads are the menaces of society.

Scuzzball Beatneck Skeet Ball Heads always try to steal peoples girls and I guess men.

The Skeet Ball Head also has an Off the Beaten Path Head.

That Skeet Ball Head needs to stay the fuck outta' my business or I'll ROFLstomp his face in.

by Meankookoo-leet July 15, 2009

Skee Ball

Skee Ball, also referred to as Ski Balling, occurs when after masturbating, a Male accidentally ejaculates onto himself in a notable way. This is reminiscent of the popular arcade game skee ball. For instance, the Belly Button may be like the center rings that are fairly easy to hit. Whereas the eyes or mouth are thought of like the seemingly unobtainable high corner pockets.

Dude, I Skee Balled myself so bad last night. I still can't open my eye.

by Kevin Sarzo September 23, 2010

Skee-ball

Skee-ball is similar to a jerk circle but there is one male participant and the remaining participants are female. This can also be referred as "A Shooting Range".

Jimmy played Skee-ball with Sally, Ann, and Beth.

by Exh!bit June 29, 2018

Skee-Ball Abuse

Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.

Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.

by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019