A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.
Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.
by Chin-nutz February 28, 2017
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(noun) another name for furniture dolley that has 4 wheels and no axels.
Just lay the couch on the skateboard dolley.
by thaibu February 15, 2010
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A skateboarding forum that has maybe 3 good skaters, and the rest just plain suck! Almost all the members are rude, and are way too opinionated about a topic they know nothing about. Most likely members ride big wheels, and suck their thumbs at night. The only good people on the site are admins and moderators, so therefore, it can be tolerated when they post. The rest are outcasts from other skateboarding sites they got banned from like ramprage, skaterscafe, transworld, and a few others.
Skateboard-city is a great site if your a tool!
by Skateboard-city September 8, 2007
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the pussiest skate team this side of florida. rich ass bitches that piss and moan when they scuff up their shoes. only good skaters because they pay pros to teach them how to skate. deserve nothing, and are treated with the shittiest of respect. believe that.
those fags are so urban!
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Our excuse for fucking up peoples property. Our immediate response when a grumpy old guy tells us to beat it.
"Get off my lawn you little punks!"
"Hey, man! Fuck off! Skateboarding is not a crime, dude. You can't do crap."
by xDark_Alleyx01 February 28, 2016
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A city built for skateboarding. Residents are known to hate the tony hawk pro skater series, bam margera, and ryan sheckler.
Bob: "Hey man wanna go on skateboard-city?"
Billy: "No thanks. I'd rather make out with my Monroe-bot."
by nottreeunit December 2, 2007
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A kick that when used correctly will make the opponent fall over on their back or stomach and as the attacker rides them like a skateboard
I skateboard kicked that guy down the stairs
by Firehearth February 16, 2015
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