sitting dick

The penis in it's normal state. Flaccid with no stimulation.

"That's not your Sitting Dick," my girl said when I sent an uninvited Dick Pic.

by Rockstar48 December 28, 2020

Sit Dick

When you sit down and your jeans bulge to give you a giant-looking dick

Becky wouldn't stop staring at my junk when I was sitting but it was actually just my jeans giving me a sit dick

by Honey Beeatch November 28, 2020

Sit on this DICK

Sit on this DICK is a sexual meaning used for asking for a lap dance.

Yo hey Kelly would you sit on this DICK.

by That_One_Potato March 10, 2018

Dick sit

A flying maneuver performed by a sweaty DJ. why is he so sweaty? Nobody really knows. Maybe he's rollin'. Also see Dick sits revenge.

Did you see that flying 360 Dick sit he just did?

by Doctor Ramshackle February 10, 2011

dick sitting

The act of having nothing to do. To just hang around.

Larriane and Leigh are tired of just dick sitting. They want to go out and do something.

by moxielala December 19, 2017

National sit on dick day

Sit on a guys dick girls

Suck a fat dick small dick medium dick any dick its national sit on dick day

by Big dick johns September 03, 2019

Sit on a dick and spin

Aka SOADAS; An insult equivalent to go fuck yourself. Often used to end an argument leave the person shocked and speechless. If used properly win everytime.

Person 1: Your so stupid! GO DIE IN A HOLE!!
Person 2: Go sit on a dick and spin 😏

by Lil_poopie May 28, 2018