Valentines day, not everyone celebrates valentines day because they might not be in a relationship or thinking about being in one. Dont worry, help is here. It is called Singles Market day. This day is to be celebrated the day after valentines. Simply because there will be tons of people being dumped on valentines or just before valentines. How do we celebrate it, you ask. Simple, we do what we like because we're single. Flirt with who you like and if you're lucky enough, fuck who you like. Now lets celebrate.
Bob: damn, i hate valentines day.
Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.
Bob: singles market day??
Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.
Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.
Dave: forget valentines day, its all about singles market day Bob.
Bob: singles market day??
Dave: yep, its where you live the life of a single man/woman in that day. so go flirt and fuck any chick you like my friend.
Bob: sweet, why didnt anyone tell me this before ha.
by Mr Sunny February 14, 2009
see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
by Yelsie December 31, 2011
February 14th. Alternative to Valentines Day and Singles Awareness Day.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
By contrast this is a day more for celebration of being single. Those celebrating Singles Envy Day are free from having to get a gift, going to dinner at a restaurant they don't like or any of the other myriad "have to" Valentines Day activities. Also a more joyous event that Singles Awareness Day since you do not feel sorry for being single and think of yourself as a loser.
"Dude wanna watch the game on the 14th?"
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
"Man, I have to take Kara to dinner since it's Valentines Day."
"Man, that sucks. I'm celebratings Singles Envy Day and don't have to do anything."
by Awger February 8, 2010
Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.
Happy singles awareness day!
by IrishRepublicanArmy February 14, 2004
by LewdestHoe February 13, 2021
Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
by lauren000007 February 5, 2006
by Sierrapants February 15, 2008